Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 8th June 2006

Dilbert//6263, first published twenty years ago on Thursday 8th June 2006

Official transcript

"If you don't give us a urine sample to test, I have to fire you."

"How about a hair sample to test instead?"

"How do I know it's your hair?"

"You can take the sample yourself."

"Add this to the list of things you shouldn't trust human resources to do."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF YOU DON'T GIVE US A URINE SAMPLE TO TEST, I HAVE TO FIRE YOU HOW ABOUT A HAIR SAMPLE TO TEST INSTEAD?

HOW DO I KNOW IT'S YOUR HAIR?

YOU CAN TAKE THE SAMPLE YOURSELF.

ADD THIS TO THE LIST OF THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T TRUST HUMAN RESOURCES TO DO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Hair-Raising Experience"

Summary:

• The comic strip depicts a scene in a laboratory where a scientist is conducting an experiment on a test subject.
• The scientist requests a urine sample, but the test subject asks if they can use their hair instead.
• The scientist agrees, but with a condition: the test subject must provide a sample of their hair.
• The test subject complies, and the scientist takes the sample.
• The scientist then adds the sample to a list of things they shouldn't trust human resources to do.
• The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the situation and the limitations of human resources in certain situations.

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