Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 8th June 2006

Dilbert//6263, first published twenty years ago on Thursday 8th June 2006

Official transcript

"If you don't give us a urine sample to test, I have to fire you."

"How about a hair sample to test instead?"

"How do I know it's your hair?"

"You can take the sample yourself."

"Add this to the list of things you shouldn't trust human resources to do."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF YOU DON'T GIVE US A URINE SAMPLE TO TEST, I HAVE TO FIRE YOU HOW ABOUT A HAIR SAMPLE TO TEST INSTEAD?

HOW DO I KNOW IT'S YOUR HAIR?

YOU CAN TAKE THE SAMPLE YOURSELF.

ADD THIS TO THE LIST OF THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T TRUST HUMAN RESOURCES TO DO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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