Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 10th June 2006

Dilbert//6265, first published twenty years ago on Saturday 10th June 2006

Official transcript

Patty the Amplifier and Distorter "Tell the project team that we're pushing back the schedule by a week."

"I can't tell you the reason because you would amplify and distort it."

"THE SCHEDULE IS CHANGING BECAUSE DILBERT HATES WOMEN!!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PATTY THE AMPLIFIER AND DISTORTER TELL THE PROJECT TEAM THAT WERE PUSHING BACK THE SCHEDULE BY A WEEK.

I CAN'T TELL YOU THE REASON BECAUSE YOU WOULD AMPLIFY AND DISTORT IT.

THE SCHEDULE IS CHANGING BECAUSE DILBERT HATES WOMEN!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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