Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 10th June 2006

Dilbert//6265, first published twenty years ago on Saturday 10th June 2006

Official transcript

Patty the Amplifier and Distorter "Tell the project team that we're pushing back the schedule by a week."

"I can't tell you the reason because you would amplify and distort it."

"THE SCHEDULE IS CHANGING BECAUSE DILBERT HATES WOMEN!!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PATTY THE AMPLIFIER AND DISTORTER TELL THE PROJECT TEAM THAT WERE PUSHING BACK THE SCHEDULE BY A WEEK.

I CAN'T TELL YOU THE REASON BECAUSE YOU WOULD AMPLIFY AND DISTORT IT.

THE SCHEDULE IS CHANGING BECAUSE DILBERT HATES WOMEN!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Patty the Amplifier and Distorter"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Patty, the project team's amplifier and distorter, who is tasked with amplifying and distorting the project team's schedule.
• However, Patty is unhappy with the schedule and expresses her dissatisfaction to the project team.
• The project team is unaware of the reason behind the distorted schedule and is confused by the changes.
• The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of working with a team that is not aligned with the project's goals and objectives.

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