Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 11th June 2006
Dilbert//6266, first published twenty years ago on Sunday 11th June 2006
Official transcript
"Would you like to buy a candy bar for my daughter's school fundraiser?"
"No thanks. I'm not hungry."
"That's not really the point."
"Why would I buy an overpriced candy bar if I didn't plan on eating it right away?"
"You'd do it because your coworker asked you to."
"That's a reason?"
"Yes, it is."
"In that case, I'll take one."
Five minutes later "Hey, coworker, would you like to buy a half-eaten candy bar?"
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A CANDY BAR FOR MY DAUGHTER'S SCHOOL FUNDRAISER?
NO THANKS.
I'M NOT HUNGRY.
THAT'S NOT REALLY THE POINT.
WHY WOULD I BUY AN OVERPRICED CANDY BAR IF I DIDN'T PLAN ON EATING IT RIGHT AWAY?
YOU'D DO IT BECAUSE YOUR COWORKER ASKED YOU TO.
THAT'S A REASON?
YES, IT IS.
IN THAT CASE, I'LL TAKE ONE.
FIVE MINUTES LATER HEY, COWORKER, WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A HALF- EATEN CANDY BAR?
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