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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 11th June 2006

Dilbert//6266, first published twenty years ago on Sunday 11th June 2006


Official transcript

"Would you like to buy a candy bar for my daughter's school fundraiser?"

"No thanks. I'm not hungry."

"That's not really the point."

"Why would I buy an overpriced candy bar if I didn't plan on eating it right away?"

"You'd do it because your coworker asked you to."

"That's a reason?"

"Yes, it is."

"In that case, I'll take one."

Five minutes later "Hey, coworker, would you like to buy a half-eaten candy bar?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A CANDY BAR FOR MY DAUGHTER'S SCHOOL FUNDRAISER?

NO THANKS.

I'M NOT HUNGRY.

THAT'S NOT REALLY THE POINT.

WHY WOULD I BUY AN OVERPRICED CANDY BAR IF I DIDN'T PLAN ON EATING IT RIGHT AWAY?

YOU'D DO IT BECAUSE YOUR COWORKER ASKED YOU TO.

THAT'S A REASON?

YES, IT IS.

IN THAT CASE, I'LL TAKE ONE.

FIVE MINUTES LATER HEY, COWORKER, WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A HALF- EATEN CANDY BAR?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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