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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 22nd June 2006

Dilbert//6277, first published twenty years ago on Thursday 22nd June 2006


Official transcript

"Before I begin my day, I'd like to see which of my thirty projects you still remember assigning to me."

"...And thirty: Rename the projects so it's not so easy to spot our over-spending."

"None of those ring a bell, but they all seem critical now."

"Ouch."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

BEFORE I BEGIN MY DAY, ID LIKE TO SEE WHICH OF MY THIRTY PROJECTS YOU STILL REMEMBER ASSIGNING TO ME.

10 MINUTES LATER ... AND THIRTY: RENAME THE PROJECTS SO IT'S NOT SO EASY TO SPOT OUR OVERSPENDING.

NONE OF THOSE RING A BELL, BUT THEY ALL SEEM CRITICAL NOW.

OUCH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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