Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 23rd June 2006

Dilbert//6278, first published twenty years ago on Friday 23rd June 2006

Official transcript

"Gaaa! You put your gum on this recyclable waste material!!!"

"How do you like it in your hair? Huh? Not so funny now is it, tree-killer!"

"The worst part is that I envy him for being passionate about his job."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

GAAA! YOU PUT YOUR GUM ON THIS RECYCLABLE WASTE MATERIAL!!!

HOW DO YOU LIKE IT IN YOUR HAIR? HUH?

NOT SO FUNNY NOW IS IT, TREE-KILLER!

THE WORST PART IS THAT I ENVY HIM FOR BEING PASSIONATE ABOUT HIS JOB.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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