Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 30th June 2006

Dilbert//6285, first published twenty years ago on Friday 30th June 2006

Official transcript

"Our CEO got a $400,000,000 bonus this year. Can I get that too?"

"Wally, he got that much because he's a million times more important than you."

"Fair enough. Can I have the $400 that you say I'm worth?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR CEO GOT A $400,000,000 BONUS THIS YEAR. CAN I GET THAT TOO?

WALLY, HE GOT THAT MUCH BECAUSE HE'S A MILLION TIMES MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU.

FAIR ENOUGH. CAN I HAVE THE $400 THAT YOU SAY I'M WORTH?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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