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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 30th June 2006

Dilbert//6285, first published twenty years ago on Friday 30th June 2006


Official transcript

"Our CEO got a $400,000,000 bonus this year. Can I get that too?"

"Wally, he got that much because he's a million times more important than you."

"Fair enough. Can I have the $400 that you say I'm worth?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR CEO GOT A $400,000,000 BONUS THIS YEAR. CAN I GET THAT TOO?

WALLY, HE GOT THAT MUCH BECAUSE HE'S A MILLION TIMES MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU.

FAIR ENOUGH. CAN I HAVE THE $400 THAT YOU SAY I'M WORTH?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Million Times More Important"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with black hair, seated in a chair, conversing with his CEO. The conversation revolves around the CEO's $400,000,000 bonus.

  • Scene 1: Dilbert inquires about the CEO's bonus, which is revealed to be $400,000,000.
  • Scene 2: Dilbert asks if he can also receive a bonus, to which the CEO responds that he is "a million times more important" than Dilbert.
  • Scene 3: Dilbert requests a $400 bonus, citing his relative importance compared to the CEO.

The comic strip humorously highlights the disparity in compensation between the CEO and Dilbert, with the CEO's response emphasizing his perceived superiority.

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