Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 29th June 2006

Dilbert//6284, first published twenty years ago on Thursday 29th June 2006

Official transcript

Exit Interview "And what is your reason for leaving?"

"To be honest, I was spending way too much time thinking about creative ways to kill you."

"Have you cleared out your desk?"

"Why don't you go check."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EXIT INTERVIEW AND WHAT IS YOUR REASON FOR LEAVING?

TO BE HONEST, I WAS SPENDING WAY TOO MUCH TIME THINKING ABOUT CREATIVE WAYS TO KILL YOU.

HAVE YOU CLEARED OUT YOUR DESK?

WHY DON'T YOU GO CHECK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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