Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 2nd July 2006

Dilbert//6287, first published twenty years ago on Sunday 2nd July 2006

Official transcript

"Dilbert, this is Amber Dextrous, your new co-worker."

"Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you."

"She's going for the hug."

"Oh heck, I'll just go with the flow and for once not be the socially awkward one."

"She wasn't going for the hug. She shakes with both hands."

"She's the perfect employee. She can do two things at the same time!"

"Human resources surgically separated the two sides of her brain so she can multitask."

Two days later "I'm sorry to report that Amber drowned while trying to talk and drink water at the same time."

"Human resources would like to see you after this meeting."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

, THIS IS AMBER DEXTROUS, YOUR NEW COWORKER NICE TO MEET YOU.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

SHE'S GOING FOR THE HUG.

OH HECK, I'LL JUST GO WITH THE FLOW AND FOR ONCE NOT BE THE SOCIALLY AWKWARD ONE.

SHE WASN'T GOING FOR THE HUG. SHE SHAKES WITH BOTH HANDS.

SHE'S THE PERFECT EMPLOYEE. SHE CAN DO TWO THINGS AT THE SAME TIME!

HUMAN RESOURCES SURGICALLY SEPARATED THE TWO SIDES OF HER BRAIN SO SHE CAN MULTITASK.

TWO DAYS LATER I'M SORRY TO REPORT THAT AMBER DROWNED WHILE TRYING TO TALK AND DRINK WATER AT THE SAME TIME.

HUMAN RESOURCES WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU AFTER THIS MEETING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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