Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 3rd July 2006

Dilbert//6288, first published twenty years ago on Monday 3rd July 2006

Official transcript

Stinky Pete "I was jogging to work and eating my onion sandwich when I spotted a sewage spill."

"So I did what anyone would do in that situation: I rolled around in it."

"A penny for your thoughts."

"I must insert my head into my buttocks so I can breathe."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

STINKY PETE I WAS JOGGING TO WORK AND EATING MY ONION SANDWICH WHEN I SPOTTED A SEWAGE SPILL.

SO I DID WHAT ANYONE WOULD DO IN THAT SITUATION: I ROLLED AROUND IN IT.

A PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS.

I MUST INSERT MY HEAD INTO MY BUTTOCKS SO I CAN BREATHE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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