Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 5th July 2006

Dilbert//6290, first published twenty years ago on Wednesday 5th July 2006

Official transcript

"Welcome to the monthly meeting of insane chicks."

"Our speaker today is Betty, and her topic is 'All the people who are intentionally hurting us.'"

"The breakout session is titled 'How to turn your imaginary problems into real ones.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WELCOME TO THE MONTHLY MEETING OF INSANE CHICKS.

OUR SPEAKER TODAY TOPIC IS AND THE PEOPLE WHO ARE INTENTIONALLY HURTING US." THE BREAKOUT SESSION IS TITLED "HOW TO TURN YOUR IMAGINARY PROBLEMS INTO REAL ONES."

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