Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 4th July 2006

Dilbert//6289, first published twenty years ago on Tuesday 4th July 2006

Official transcript

I can no longer work with you because of what you said to someone about me. "What did I allegedly say to whom?"

"I can't tell you without violating the insane chick code of ethics."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN NO LONGER WORK WITH YOU BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU SAID TO SOMEONE ABOUT ME.

WHAT DID I ALLEGEDLY SAY TO WHOM?

I CAN'T TELL YOU WITHOUT VIOLATING THE INSANE CHICK CODE OF ETHICS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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