Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 7th July 2006

Dilbert//6292, first published twenty years ago on Friday 7th July 2006

Official transcript

"I did a background check and discovered that you embellished your resume."

"For example, there's no college named 'The Einstein One.'"

"And I'm reasonably certain that 'Smartology' isn't a real major."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DID A BACKGROUND CHECK AND DISCOVERED THAT YOU EMBELLISHED YOUR RESUME.

FOR EXAMPLE, THERE'S NO COLLEGE NAMED "THE EINSTEIN ONE." AND IM REASONABLY CERTAIN THAT "SMAR TOLOGY" ISN'T A REAL MAJOR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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