Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 8th July 2006

Dilbert//6293, first published twenty years ago on Saturday 8th July 2006

Official transcript

"Now that I know your resume was embellished, you need to talk to the VP of Human Resources."

"Are you going to fire me?"

"Nah. I'll let you in on a little secret."

"I'm the ficus tree that used to be in the lobby."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

NOW THAT I KNOW YOUR RSUM WAS EMBELLISHED, YOU NEED TO TALK TO THE VP OF HUMAN RESOURCES.

ARE YOU GOING TO FIRE ME?

NAH. I'LL LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET.

I'M THE FICUS TREE THAT USED TO BE IN THE LOBBY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Ficus Tree"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between a red creature and a human in an office setting. The red creature, representing a VP of Human Resources, informs the human that their resume is "embellished" and they need to speak with the VP of Human Resources.

The human responds with a threat to "fire" the red creature, prompting the red creature to reveal that they are actually the ficus tree used to be in the lobby. The human is shocked and asks for a "little secret," which the red creature provides: they are the ficus tree.

Key Points:

• The comic strip features a humorous exchange between a red creature and a human.
• The red creature is the VP of Human Resources, but also reveals itself to be a ficus tree.
• The human is shocked by this revelation and asks for a "little secret."
• The red creature provides the secret, implying that it has been hiding in plain sight as a ficus tree.

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