Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 8th July 2006

Dilbert//6293, first published twenty years ago on Saturday 8th July 2006

Official transcript

"Now that I know your resume was embellished, you need to talk to the VP of Human Resources."

"Are you going to fire me?"

"Nah. I'll let you in on a little secret."

"I'm the ficus tree that used to be in the lobby."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

NOW THAT I KNOW YOUR RSUM WAS EMBELLISHED, YOU NEED TO TALK TO THE VP OF HUMAN RESOURCES.

ARE YOU GOING TO FIRE ME?

NAH. I'LL LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET.

I'M THE FICUS TREE THAT USED TO BE IN THE LOBBY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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