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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 10th July 2006

Dilbert//6295, first published twenty years ago on Monday 10th July 2006


Official transcript

We discovered that the mud in Elbonia is caused by an abundance of oil and coal near the surface. "Our country will be prosperous and happy forever unless we do something incredibly stupid."

"Are you building any weapons of mass destruction?"

"Why? Is that a problem?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE DISCOVERED THAT THE MUD IN ELBONIA IS CAUSED BY AN ABUNDANCE OF OIL AND COAL NEAR THE SURFACE.

OUR COUNTRY WILL BE PROSPEROUS AND HAPPY FOREVER UNLESS WE DO SOMETHING INCREDIBLY STUPID.

ARE YOU BUILDING ANY WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION?

WHY? IS THAT A PROBLEM?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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