Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 9th July 2006

Dilbert//6294, first published twenty years ago on Sunday 9th July 2006

Official transcript

"Dilbert, I have a little project for you to do in your spare time."

"What exactly is my 'spare time'?"

"Well, for example, there's the time that normal people would use for dating."

"And since you're not dating, you can trim a few minutes from your hygiene schedule too."

"Then there's the time you spend daydreaming about a fulfilling life."

"That's exactly like stealing from the company."

"And your stupid questions - Those have to take at least an hour a day."

"Are my questions stupid?"

"Not as bad as your answers."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

, I HAVE A LITTLE PROJECT FOR YOU TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME.

WHAT EXACTLY IS MY "SPARE TIME"?

WELL, FOR EXAMPLE, THERE'S THE TIME THAT NORMAL PEOPLE WOULD USE FOR DATING.

AND SINCE YOU'RE NOT DATING, YOU CAN TRIM A FEW MINUTES FROM YOUR HYGIENE SCHEDULE TOO.

THEN THERE'S THE TIME YOU SPEND DAYDREAMING ABOUT A FULFILLING LIFE.

THAT'S EXACTLY LIKE STEALING FROM THE COMPANY.

AND YOUR STUPID QUESTIONS THOSE HAVE TO TAKE AT LEAST AN HOUR A DAY.

ARE MY QUESTIONS STUPID?

NOT AS BAD AS YOUR ANSWERS.

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