Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 12th July 2006

Dilbert//6297, first published twenty years ago on Wednesday 12th July 2006

Official transcript

"If you hire me as your lobbyist I will convince Switzerland to attack Elbonia."

$ "When the war begins, your sales of Kevlar Lederhosen will skyrocket!"

"It's not as bad as it sounds. Elbonians believe that if they die fighting a neutral country, their souls get candy."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF YOU HIRE ME AS YOUR LOBBYIST I WILL CONVINCE SWITZERLAND TO ATTACK ELBONIA.

WHEN THE WAR BEGINS, YOUR SALES OF KEVLAR"LEDERHOSEN WILL SKYROCKET!

IT'S NOT AS BAD AS IT SOUNDS. ELBONIANS BELIEVE THAT IF THEY DIE FIGHTING A NEUTRAL COUNTRY, THEIR SOULS GET CANDY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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