Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 13th July 2006

Dilbert//6298, first published twenty years ago on Thursday 13th July 2006

Official transcript

Dogbert the Lobbyist "For a million dollars I can have the government include your industrial waste in the recommended food pyramid."

"For another million I'll have Congress authorize huge tax breaks for soulless, Blackberry-using weasels with coffee breath."

"I just want to hug you!"

"That's another million."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE LOBBYIST FOR A MILLION DOLLARS I CAN HAVE THE GOVERNMENT INCLUDE YOUR INDUS TRIAL WASTE IN THE RECOMMENDED FOOD PYRAMID.

FOR ANOTHER MILLION I'LL HAVE CONGRESS AUTORIZE HUGE TAX BREAKS FOR SOULLESS, BLACKBERRY-USING WEASELS WITH COFFEE BREATH.

I JUST WANT TO HUG YOU!

THAT'S ANOTHER MILLION

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