Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 16th July 2006

Dilbert//6301, first published twenty years ago on Sunday 16th July 2006

Official transcript

"Wally, you've agreed to pull together all of the technical specifications by Thursday, right?"

"Yes, I'll look into pulling that stuff together."

"I don't need you to 'look into it.' I need you to do it."

"I agree."

"Are you agreeing that I need it or agreeing to do it?"

"You will have the list of who has the technical specifications by Thursday."

"I don't need the list of who has them. I need the specifications!"

"I agree."

"GAAA!!! Forget it! I'll get them myself!"

"Did you help Bob get what he needs?"

"He'll have everything by Thursday."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, YOUVE AGREED TO PULL TOGETHER ALL OF THE TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS BY THURSDAY, RIGHT?

YES, I'LL LOOK INTO PULLING THAT STUFF TOGETHER.

I DON'T NEED YOU TO "LOOK INTO IT." I NEED YOU TO DO IT.

ARE YOU AGREEING THAT I NEED IT OR AGREEING TO DO IT?

YOU WILL HAVE THE LIST OF WHO HAS THE TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS BY THURSDAY.

I DON'T NEED THE LIST OF WHO HAS THEM. I NEED THE SPECIFICATIONS!

I AGREE.

I AGREE.

GAAA!!!

FORGET IT!

I'LL GET THEM MYSELF!

DID YOU HELP BOB GET WHAT HE NEEDS?

HELL HAVE EVERYTHING BY THURSDAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Need to Do It"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2006, features Dilbert and Wally discussing technical specifications. The conversation begins with Dilbert asking Wally if he has agreed to pull together all technical specifications by Thursday. Wally responds that he will look into it, but Dilbert insists that he needs to "look into it" himself. Wally agrees to provide the list of who has the technical specifications by Thursday, but Dilbert is skeptical, asking if he needs to do it himself. Wally agrees again, and Dilbert repeats his request, this time asking if he needs to do it himself. Wally agrees once more, and Dilbert concludes by asking if he needs to help Bob get what he needs. The comic strip ends with Wally agreeing to do everything by Thursday.

Key Points:

• Dilbert asks Wally to pull together technical specifications by Thursday.
• Wally agrees to look into it, but Dilbert insists on doing it himself.
• Wally provides a list of who has the technical specifications by Thursday.
• Dilbert repeats his request, asking if he needs to do it himself.
• Wally agrees again, and Dilbert concludes by asking if he needs to help Bob get what he needs.
• Wally agrees to do everything by Thursday.

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