Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 16th July 2006

Dilbert//6301, first published twenty years ago on Sunday 16th July 2006

Official transcript

"Wally, you've agreed to pull together all of the technical specifications by Thursday, right?"

"Yes, I'll look into pulling that stuff together."

"I don't need you to 'look into it.' I need you to do it."

"I agree."

"Are you agreeing that I need it or agreeing to do it?"

"You will have the list of who has the technical specifications by Thursday."

"I don't need the list of who has them. I need the specifications!"

"I agree."

"GAAA!!! Forget it! I'll get them myself!"

"Did you help Bob get what he needs?"

"He'll have everything by Thursday."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, YOUVE AGREED TO PULL TOGETHER ALL OF THE TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS BY THURSDAY, RIGHT?

YES, I'LL LOOK INTO PULLING THAT STUFF TOGETHER.

I DON'T NEED YOU TO "LOOK INTO IT." I NEED YOU TO DO IT.

ARE YOU AGREEING THAT I NEED IT OR AGREEING TO DO IT?

YOU WILL HAVE THE LIST OF WHO HAS THE TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS BY THURSDAY.

I DON'T NEED THE LIST OF WHO HAS THEM. I NEED THE SPECIFICATIONS!

I AGREE.

I AGREE.

GAAA!!!

FORGET IT!

I'LL GET THEM MYSELF!

DID YOU HELP BOB GET WHAT HE NEEDS?

HELL HAVE EVERYTHING BY THURSDAY.

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