Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 17th July 2006

Dilbert//6302, first published twenty years ago on Monday 17th July 2006

Official transcript

Sorry I'm late. I was behind a herd of slow walkers. "I couldn't jog around them at the wide spots because my coffee cup was too full."

"It's all part of my can't-do approach to life."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SORRY I'M LATE. I WAS BEHIND A HERD OF SLOW WALKERS I COULDN'T JOG AROUND THEM AT THE WIDE SPOTS BECAUSE MY COFFEE CUP WAS TOO FULL.

IT'S ALL PART OF MY CAN'T - DO APPROACH TO LIFE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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