Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 18th July 2006

Dilbert//6303, first published twenty years ago on Tuesday 18th July 2006

Official transcript

"My pointy-haired boss couldn't make it, so he asked me to take notes."

"The entire reason for this meeting is to get his input. How the @#$% does taking notes help??"

"The...entire..."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY POINTY-HAIRED BOSS COULDN'T MAKE IT, 5O HE ASKED ME TO TAKE NOTES.

THE ENTIRE REASON FOR THIS MEETING IS TO GET HIS INPUT.

HOW THE %*$!0 DOES TAKING NOTES HELP? ?

THE.

ENTIRE...

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