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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 20th July 2006

Dilbert//6305, first published twenty years ago on Thursday 20th July 2006


Official transcript

I find it rather demotivating that you never praise me for a job well done. "You've never done a job well."

"That's because I'm demotivated."

"You have to go first."

"Wouldn't that make me the leader?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I FIND IT RATHER DEMOTIVATING THAT YOU NEVER PRAISE ME FOR A JOB WELL DONE.

YOUVE NEVER DONE A JOB WELL.

THAT'S BECAUSE IM DE - MOTI- VATED.

YOU HAVE TO GO FIRST.

WOULDN'T THAT MAKE ME THE LEADER?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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