Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 21st July 2006

Dilbert//6306, first published twenty years ago on Friday 21st July 2006

Official transcript

Today I had a choice of doing something important that no one would ever realize... "...Or doing something useless that would look like an accomplishment."

"So I attended meetings until I could no longer appreciate the difference."

"Keep up the good work."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TODAY I HAD A CHOICE OF DOING SOMETHING IMPORTANT THAT NO ONE WOULD EVER REALIZE...

. OR DOING SOMETHING USELESS THAT WOULD LOOK LIKE AN ACCOMPLISHMENT.

SO I ATTENDED MEETINGS UNTIL I COULD NO LONGER APPRECIATE THE DIFFERENCE.

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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