Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 22nd July 2006

Dilbert//6307, first published twenty years ago on Saturday 22nd July 2006

Official transcript

"Do you know where Asok is?"

"NO, I DO NOT!"

"Do you think it's my job to know the location of all employees? Do you? Do you? Do you?"

"Have you seen Alice?"

"GAAA!!! MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU KNOW WHERE ASOK IS?

NO, I DO NOT!

DO YOU THINK IT'S MY JOB TO KNOW THE LOCATION OF ALL EMPLOYEES? DO YOU?

DO YOU? DO YOU?

HAVE YOU SEEN ALICE?

GAAA!!!

MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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