Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 24th July 2006

Dilbert//6309, first published twenty years ago on Monday 24th July 2006

Official transcript

"Wally, are you sure you should eat that burrito? You do not have ISO 9004-3 certification."

"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

"It is entirely possible that I have been working here for too long."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, ARE YOU SURE YOU SHOULD EAT THAT BURRITO?

YOU DO NOT HAVE ISO 9004-3 CERTIFICATION.

HA HP

HA HA IT IS ENTIRELY POSSIBLE THAT I HAVE BEEN WORKING HERE FOR TOO LONG.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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