Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 25th July 2006

Dilbert//6310, first published twenty years ago on Tuesday 25th July 2006

Official transcript

Is it more important to follow our documented process or to meet the deadline? "I only ask because our deadline is arbitrary and our documented process was pulled out of someone's lower torso."

"Where's your artificial sense of urgency?"

"Teamwork killed it."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IS IT MORE IMPORTANT TO FOLLOW OUR DOCUMENTED PROCESS OR TO MEET THE DEADLINE?

I ONLY ASK BECAUSE OUR DEADLINE IS ARBITRARY AND OUR DOCUMENTED PROCESS WAS PULLED OUT OF SOMEONE'S LOWER TORSO.

WHERE'S YOUR ARTIFICIAL SENSE OF URGENCY?

TEAMWORK KILLED IT.

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