Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 29th July 2006

Dilbert//6314, first published twenty years ago on Saturday 29th July 2006

Official transcript

"Alice, interview the guy in our conference room and see what he can do for us."

"I'm going to bonk your head on the table. If it sounds empty, you'll work in marketing."

"How did it go?"

"I bonked too hard. We just got a new sales guy."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, INTERVIEW THE GUY IN OUR CONFERENCE ROOM AND SEE WHAT HE CAN DO FOR US.

I'M GOING TO BONK YOUR HEAD ON THE TABLE. IF IT SOUNDS EMPTY, YOULL WORK IN MARKETING.

HOW DID IT GO?

I BONKED TOO HARD.

WE JUST GOT A NEW SALES GUY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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