Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 29th July 2006

Dilbert//6314, first published twenty years ago on Saturday 29th July 2006

Official transcript

"Alice, interview the guy in our conference room and see what he can do for us."

"I'm going to bonk your head on the table. If it sounds empty, you'll work in marketing."

"How did it go?"

"I bonked too hard. We just got a new sales guy."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, INTERVIEW THE GUY IN OUR CONFERENCE ROOM AND SEE WHAT HE CAN DO FOR US.

I'M GOING TO BONK YOUR HEAD ON THE TABLE. IF IT SOUNDS EMPTY, YOULL WORK IN MARKETING.

HOW DID IT GO?

I BONKED TOO HARD.

WE JUST GOT A NEW SALES GUY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Marketing's New Sales Guy"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between Alice and the new sales guy in the conference room. The exchange unfolds as follows:

• Alice interviews the new sales guy, inquiring about his marketing approach.
• The sales guy responds, "I bonked too hard. We just got a new sales guy."
• Alice's response is, "I'm going to bonk your head on the table. If it sounds empty, you'll work in marketing."

This humorous exchange highlights the absurdity of the situation, with the sales guy's unorthodox response and Alice's unexpected threat. The comic strip pokes fun at the challenges of effective communication and the quirks of office life.

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