Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 28th July 2006

Dilbert//6313, first published twenty years ago on Friday 28th July 2006

Official transcript

"Alice, I've received some complaints that you have been bonking the heads of marketing people on tables."

"Where else should I bonk their heads? Tables are the best places!!!"

"I don't think I'm getting through."

"The chair is way too soft!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, I'VE RECEIVED SOME COMPLAINTS THAT YOU HAVE BEEN BONKING THE HEADS OF MARKETING PEOPLE ON TABLES.

WHERE ELSE SHOULD I BONK THEIR HEADS?

TABLES ARE THE BEST PLACES!!!

I DON'T THINK I'M GETTING THROUGH.

THE CHAIR IS WAY TOO SOFT!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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