Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 28th July 2006

Dilbert//6313, first published twenty years ago on Friday 28th July 2006

Official transcript

"Alice, I've received some complaints that you have been bonking the heads of marketing people on tables."

"Where else should I bonk their heads? Tables are the best places!!!"

"I don't think I'm getting through."

"The chair is way too soft!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, I'VE RECEIVED SOME COMPLAINTS THAT YOU HAVE BEEN BONKING THE HEADS OF MARKETING PEOPLE ON TABLES.

WHERE ELSE SHOULD I BONK THEIR HEADS?

TABLES ARE THE BEST PLACES!!!

I DON'T THINK I'M GETTING THROUGH.

THE CHAIR IS WAY TOO SOFT!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Marketing Madness"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2006, revolves around Alice's frustration with the marketing department's tables. She receives complaints that she has been "bonking" the heads of marketing people on tables. In response, Alice asks where else she should bonk their heads, suggesting that tables are the best places.

However, the marketing representative, who has a large red pillow covering their head, responds that Alice is getting too soft. The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the situation and the absurdity of the marketing representative's response.

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