Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 31st July 2006

Dilbert//6316, first published twenty years ago on Monday 31st July 2006

Official transcript

"You've had fifteen jobs in two months. How can I be sure you're not a job hopper?"

"Maybe I change jobs a lot. And maybe I have gigantic rabbit ears. But does that make me a hopper?"

"Okay, okay, you're hired."

"I am so sick of this place!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUVE HAD FIFTEEN JOBS IN TWO MONTHS.

HOW CAN I BE SURE YOU'RE NOT A JOB HOPPER?

MAYBE I CHANGE JOBS A LOT. AND MAYBE I HAVE GIGANTIC RABBIT EARS. BUT DOES THAT MAKE ME A HOPPER?

OKAY, OKAY, YOU'RE HIRED.

I AM 50 SICK OF THIS PLACE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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