Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 1st August 2006

Dilbert//6317, first published twenty years ago on Tuesday 1st August 2006

Official transcript

I hear you're a job hopper. "I like to think I have high standards."

"Are you aware that all jobs require you to do things you'd rather not do? That's why they have to pay you."

"Perhaps your expectations are unrealistic."

"I quit! I'm going someplace where my coworkers will never waste my time!!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HEAR YOU'RE A JOB HOPPER.

I LIKE TO THINK I HAVE HIGH STANDARDS ARE YOU AWARE THAT ALL JOBS REQUIRE YOU TO DO THINGS YOUD RA THER NOT DO?

THAT'S WHY THEY HAVE TO PAY YOU.

PERHAPS YOUR EX - TIONS ARE UN- REALI- STIC.

I QUIT!

I'M GOING SOMEPLACE WHERE MY COWORKERS WILL NEVER WASTE MY TIME!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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