Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 1st August 2006

Dilbert//6317, first published twenty years ago on Tuesday 1st August 2006

Official transcript

I hear you're a job hopper. "I like to think I have high standards."

"Are you aware that all jobs require you to do things you'd rather not do? That's why they have to pay you."

"Perhaps your expectations are unrealistic."

"I quit! I'm going someplace where my coworkers will never waste my time!!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HEAR YOU'RE A JOB HOPPER.

I LIKE TO THINK I HAVE HIGH STANDARDS ARE YOU AWARE THAT ALL JOBS REQUIRE YOU TO DO THINGS YOUD RA THER NOT DO?

THAT'S WHY THEY HAVE TO PAY YOU.

PERHAPS YOUR EX - TIONS ARE UN- REALI- STIC.

I QUIT!

I'M GOING SOMEPLACE WHERE MY COWORKERS WILL NEVER WASTE MY TIME!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Job Hopper's Dilemma"

Summary:

The comic strip follows the conversation between Dilbert and his coworker, a job hopper who has high standards. The job hopper expresses their dissatisfaction with their current job and mentions that they are aware of all the jobs that require them to do things they'd rather not do. They also mention that they quit their previous job because their coworkers wasted their time.

The job hopper then asks Dilbert if they are aware that all jobs require them to do things they'd rather not do, implying that they are looking for a job that aligns with their expectations. However, Dilbert points out that perhaps their expectations are unrealistic, and they may never find a job that meets their standards.

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the idea of having high standards and the challenges of finding a job that meets those expectations. It also highlights the importance of being realistic about what a job entails and the potential consequences of quitting a job due to dissatisfaction.

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