Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 3rd August 2006

Dilbert//6319, first published twenty years ago on Thursday 3rd August 2006

Official transcript

Did you have a chance to review my PowerPoint presentation? "It's full of technical jargon and it's way too long."

"Did you even look at it?"

"Why would I look at something like that?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DID YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO REVIEW MY POWERPOINT PRESENTATION?

IT'S FULL OF TECHNICAL JARGON AND IT'S WAY TOO LONG.

DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT IT?

WHY WOULD I LOOK AT SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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