Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 4th August 2006

Dilbert//6320, first published twenty years ago on Friday 4th August 2006

Official transcript

Our CEO only has five minutes. Is that enough time for your PowerPoint presentation? "No. An incomplete explanation of the situation will cause massively harmful strategic choices."

"What can we get for four-and-a-half minutes?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR CEO ONLY HAS FIVE MINUTES. IS THAT ENOUGH TIME FOR YOUR POWERPOINT PRESENTATION?

NO. AN INCOMPLETE EXPLANATION OF THE SITUATION WILL CAUSE MASSIVELY HARMFUL STRATEGIC CHOICES.

WHAT CAN WE GET FOR FOUR-AND - A-HALF MINUTES?

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