Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 5th August 2006

Dilbert//6321, first published twenty years ago on Saturday 5th August 2006

Official transcript

"In order to make an informed decision, you would need to know as much as I know."

"That's impossible. So instead, by mutual, implied agreement, I will feed you some lies that point you to the right decision."

"If we don't upgrade our servers, a herd of trolls will attack headquarters."

"No trolls!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IN ORDER TO MAKE AN INFORMED DECISION, YOU WOULD NEED TO KNOW AS MUCH AS I KNOW THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE, SO INSTEAD, BY MUTUAL, IMPLIED AGREEMENT, I WILL FEED YOU SOME LIES THAT POINT YOU TO THE RIGHT DECISION IF WE DON'T UPGRADE OUR SERVERS, A HERD OF TROLLS WILL ATTACK HEADQUARTERS.

NO TROLLS!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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