Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 8th August 2006

Dilbert//6324, first published twenty years ago on Tuesday 8th August 2006

Official transcript

Customers are complaining that our price stickers leave white crud on the product. "Our action plan is to include directions on how to lick it off."

"What about fingernails?"

"Why would you lick fingernails?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CUSTOMERS ARE COMPLAINING THAT OUR PRICE STICKERS LEAVE WHITE CRUD ON THE PRODUCT.

OUR ACTION PLAN IS TO INCLUDE DIRECTIONS ON HOW TO LICK IT OFF.

WHAT ABOUT FINGERNAILS?

WHY WOULD YOU LICK FINGERNAILS?

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