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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 8th August 2006

Dilbert//6324, first published twenty years ago on Tuesday 8th August 2006


Official transcript

Customers are complaining that our price stickers leave white crud on the product. "Our action plan is to include directions on how to lick it off."

"What about fingernails?"

"Why would you lick fingernails?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

CUSTOMERS ARE COMPLAINING THAT OUR PRICE STICKERS LEAVE WHITE CRUD ON THE PRODUCT.

OUR ACTION PLAN IS TO INCLUDE DIRECTIONS ON HOW TO LICK IT OFF.

WHAT ABOUT FINGERNAILS?

WHY WOULD YOU LICK FINGERNAILS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Finger-Nails"

Summary:

The comic strip features a group of office workers discussing a company action plan that includes instructions on how to lick price stickers off products. One worker asks, "What about finger-nails?" Another worker responds, "Why would you lick finger-nails?" The strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the situation and the workers' reactions to it.

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