Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 9th August 2006

Dilbert//6325, first published twenty years ago on Wednesday 9th August 2006

Official transcript

"Do you mind if I spout obvious generalities about information?"

"If you have too much information, and it's not organized in any useful way, then it can't help you make decisions."

"Are you a consultant or mildly retarded?"

"I wish I knew."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU MIND IF I SPOUT OBVIOUS GENERALITIES ABOUT INFORMATION?

IF YOU HAVE TOO MUCH INFORMATION, AND IT'S NOT ORGANIZED IN ANY USEFUL WAY, THEN IT CAN'T HELP YOU MAKE DECISIONS.

ARE YOU A CONSULTANT OR MILDLY RETARDED?

I WISH I KNEW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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