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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 9th August 2006

Dilbert//6325, first published twenty years ago on Wednesday 9th August 2006


Official transcript

"Do you mind if I spout obvious generalities about information?"

"If you have too much information, and it's not organized in any useful way, then it can't help you make decisions."

"Are you a consultant or mildly retarded?"

"I wish I knew."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DO YOU MIND IF I SPOUT OBVIOUS GENERALITIES ABOUT INFORMATION?

IF YOU HAVE TOO MUCH INFORMATION, AND IT'S NOT ORGANIZED IN ANY USEFUL WAY, THEN IT CAN'T HELP YOU MAKE DECISIONS.

ARE YOU A CONSULTANT OR MILDLY RETARDED?

I WISH I KNEW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Consultant or Mildly Retarded?"

Summary:

This 'Dilbert' comic strip features a conversation between two characters, Dilbert and a consultant. The consultant asks if Dilbert has too much information, implying that it's not organized in a useful way. Dilbert responds by asking if the consultant is a consultant or mildly retarded, suggesting that the consultant is not providing any useful insights or solutions.

The comic strip highlights the frustration that can arise when dealing with consultants who fail to provide meaningful guidance or advice. It pokes fun at the idea that some consultants may not be able to help because they lack the necessary expertise or organizational skills. Overall, the comic strip uses humor to comment on the challenges of working with consultants and the importance of finding effective solutions to complex problems.

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