Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 12th August 2006

Dilbert//6328, first published twenty years ago on Saturday 12th August 2006

Official transcript

"Hi. I'm your new nemesis."

"The nemesis function used to be handled informally. Now it's a profession, kind of like project management."

"Stand by while I prepare my nemesis face and look for reasons to thwart you."

sigh

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HI. I'M YOUR NEW NEMESIS.

THE NEMESIS FUNCTION USED TO BE HANDLED INFORMALLY. NOW IT'S A PROFESSION, KIND OF LIKE PROJECT MANAGEMENT.

STAND BY WHILE I PREPARE MY NEMESIS FACE AND LOOK FOR REASONS TO THWART YOU.

SIGH

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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