Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 11th August 2006

Dilbert//6327, first published twenty years ago on Friday 11th August 2006

Official transcript

"You know what's funny? I'm getting paid to consult, but you're the smartest and most experienced person in the room."

"That must burn you like the heat of a thousand suns."

"That's my favorite sound!"

TWEEEET

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY? I'M GETTING PAID TO CONSULT, BUT YOU'RE THE SMARTEST AND MOST EXPERIENCED PERSON IN THE ROOM.

THAT MUST BURN YOU LIKE THE HEAT OF A THOUSAND SUNS.

THAT'S MY FAVORITE SOUND!

TWEEEET

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Consulting Fees"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, sitting at a desk. He is engaged in a conversation with a man who is seeking his consulting services.

• The man explains that he is willing to pay a high fee for Dilbert's expertise, despite being the smartest and most experienced person in the room.
• Dilbert responds by pointing out that the man's voice sounds like a thousand suns burning, which is a humorous way of saying that the man's voice is very loud and annoying.
• The man takes offense to this comment and storms out of the room, leaving Dilbert to wonder if he has just lost a client.

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the idea of consulting fees and the importance of having a good bedside manner. It also highlights the challenges of working with difficult clients.

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