Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 15th August 2006

Dilbert//6331, first published twenty years ago on Tuesday 15th August 2006

Official transcript

"By now, you've noticed that your jobs are hideous nightmares of frustration and underpayment."

"But what you don't know is that every other company is exactly the same."

"Reduce employee turnover...Check."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

BY NOW, YOU'VE NOTICED THAT YOUR JOBS ARE HIDEOUS NIGHTMARES OF FRUSTRATION AND UNDERPAYMENT.

BUT WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW IS THAT EVERY OTHER COMPANY IS EXACTLY THE SAME.

REDUCE EMPLOYEE TURNOVER CHECK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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