Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 16th August 2006

Dilbert//6332, first published twenty years ago on Wednesday 16th August 2006

Official transcript

Drop the cell phone. I darn you to heck. blah blah blah "Seriously. Don't make me use the spoon."

blah blah blah "I'm sorry it had to come to this."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DROP THE CELL PHONE.

I DARN YOU TO HECK.

BLAH BLAH BLAH SERIOUSLY. DON'T MAKE ME USE THE SPOON.

BLAH BLAH BLAH I'M SORRY IT HAD TO THIS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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