Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 20th August 2006

Dilbert//6336, first published twenty years ago on Sunday 20th August 2006

Official transcript

"Dilbert, meet your new coworker, Phil O'Dendron."

"Phil is a potted plant. He'll sit in your cubicle all day while you try to work."

"Does it talk?"

"He has three stories that he repeats in an infinite loop."

"He'll begin with his reasons for why you should use his tax guy."

"Then he'll do a recap of recent reality TV shows."

"And last but not least, 'The way we did it at my last job.'"

sob "How do you plan to cut expenses?"

"Well, performance bonuses are under control."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

, MEET YOUR NEW COWORKER, PHIL O'DENDRON.

PHIL IS A POTTED PLANT. HELL SIT IN YOUR CUBICLE ALL DAY WHILE YOU TRY TO WORK.

DOES IT TALK?

HE HAS THREE STORIES THAT HE REPEATS IN AN INFINITE LOOP.

HELL BEGIN WITH HIS REASONS FOR WHY YOU SHOULD USE HIS TAX GUY.

THEN HELL DO A RECAP OF RECENT REALITY TV SHOWS.

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, "THE WAY WE DID IT AT MY LAST JOB." SOB HOW DO YOU PLAN TO CUT EXPENSES?

WELL, PERFORMANCE BONUSES ARE UNDER CONTROL.

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