Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 21st August 2006

Dilbert//6337, first published twenty years ago on Monday 21st August 2006

Official transcript

Maybe I'll quit this job and sell things on eBay. "What things?"

"Items."

"People like items."

"Good plan."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MAYBE I'LL QUIT THIS JOB AND SELL THINGS ON EBAY.

WHAT THINGS?

ITEMS.

PEOPLE LIKE ITEMS.

GOOD PLAN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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