Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 25th August 2006

Dilbert//6341, first published twenty years ago on Friday 25th August 2006

Official transcript

Your lawyer threatened to sue if I fire you for gross incompetence. So I decided to let you stay. "And we've moved to an alphabetical system for awarding 'Employee of the Month'. This is your month."

"Stupid alphabet."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR LAWYER THREATENED TO SUE IF I FIRE YOU FOR GROSS INCOMPETENCE.

SO I DECIDED TO LET YOU STAY.

AND WE VE MOVED TO AN ALPHABETICAL SYSTEM FOR AWARDING "EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH." THIS IS YOUR MONTH.

STUPID ALPHABET.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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