Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 25th August 2006

Dilbert//6341, first published twenty years ago on Friday 25th August 2006

Official transcript

Your lawyer threatened to sue if I fire you for gross incompetence. So I decided to let you stay. "And we've moved to an alphabetical system for awarding 'Employee of the Month'. This is your month."

"Stupid alphabet."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR LAWYER THREATENED TO SUE IF I FIRE YOU FOR GROSS INCOMPETENCE.

SO I DECIDED TO LET YOU STAY.

AND WE VE MOVED TO AN ALPHABETICAL SYSTEM FOR AWARDING "EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH." THIS IS YOUR MONTH.

STUPID ALPHABET.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Stupid Alphabet"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a man being fired from his job due to gross incompetence. As he leaves the office, he is informed that he will be awarded "Employee of the Month" for this month. The punchline is that the man is insulted by this award, as it is an insult to be recognized as the worst employee of the month. The strip humorously highlights the absurdity of corporate awards and the irony of being recognized for one's incompetence.

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