Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 24th August 2006

Dilbert//6340, first published twenty years ago on Thursday 24th August 2006

Official transcript

"Wally has a laziness disability. If you fire him, I will sue you for violating labor laws."

"Furthermore, he is part endangered butterfly, on his mother's side."

"As we speak, he's looking for a workplace hazard to roll around in."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY HAS A LAZINESS DISABILITY. IF YOU FIRE HIM, I WILL SUE YOU FOR VIOLATING LABOR LAWS.

FURTHERMORE, HE IS PART ENDANGERED BUTTERFLY, ON HIS MOTHER'S SIDE.

AS WE SPEAK, HE'S LOOKING FOR A WORKPLACE HAZARD TO ROLL AROUND IN.

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