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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 29th August 2006

Dilbert//6345, first published twenty years ago on Tuesday 29th August 2006


Official transcript

"I couldn't do any work this week because you gave Alice a bigger cubicle."

"Your favoritism had a corrosive effect on my morale, thus inhibiting my effectiveness."

"I'm optimistic that you'll do a better job of motivating me next week."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I COULDN'T DO ANY WORK THIS WEEK BECAUSE YOU GAVE ALICE A BIGGER CUBICLE.

YOUR FAVORITISM HAD A CORROSIVE EFFECT ON MY MORALE, THUS INHIBITING MY EFFECTIVENESS.

I'M OPTIMISTIC THAT YOULL DO A BETTER JOB OF MOTIVATING ME NEXT WEEK.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Power of Favoritism"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between Alice and her boss, Wally. The scene unfolds in three panels:

  • Panel 1: Alice expresses her frustration to Wally, stating that she couldn't complete her work due to receiving a larger cubicle.
  • Panel 2: Wally responds by saying that Alice's favoritism had a corrosive effect on his morale, thereby inhibiting his effectiveness.
  • Panel 3: Alice reassures Wally that she will do a better job of motivating him next week.

The comic strip humorously highlights the negative consequences of favoritism in the workplace, as well as the absurdity of expecting employees to be motivated by such actions.

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