Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 29th August 2006

Dilbert//6345, first published twenty years ago on Tuesday 29th August 2006

Official transcript

"I couldn't do any work this week because you gave Alice a bigger cubicle."

"Your favoritism had a corrosive effect on my morale, thus inhibiting my effectiveness."

"I'm optimistic that you'll do a better job of motivating me next week."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I COULDN'T DO ANY WORK THIS WEEK BECAUSE YOU GAVE ALICE A BIGGER CUBICLE.

YOUR FAVORITISM HAD A CORROSIVE EFFECT ON MY MORALE, THUS INHIBITING MY EFFECTIVENESS.

I'M OPTIMISTIC THAT YOULL DO A BETTER JOB OF MOTIVATING ME NEXT WEEK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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