Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 30th August 2006

Dilbert//6346, first published twenty years ago on Wednesday 30th August 2006

Official transcript

"I'm a technology left-behind."

"I don't know how to use a computer, cell phone, PDA, digital camera, iPod or TiVo."

"I'd recommend a life of crime but you aren't qualified."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM A TECHNOLOGY LEFT- BEHIND.

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE A COMPUTER, CELL PHONE, PDA, DIGITAL CAMERA, IPOD OR TiVO.

ID RECOMMEND A LIFE OF CRIME BUT YOU AREN'T QUALIFIED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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