Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 1st September 2006

Dilbert//6348, first published twenty years ago on Friday 1st September 2006

Official transcript

We can kick a field goal in the ninth inning if we use a full-court press. "Remember that you drive for show but you pick up the spare for dough."

"Have you been helping Alice with her sports metaphors?"

"Perhaps."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE CAN KICK A FIELD GOAL IN THE NINTH INNING IF WE USE A FULL-COURT PRESS.

REMEMBER THAT YOU DRIVE FOR SHOW BUT YOU PICK UP THE SPARE FOR DOUGH.

HAVE YOU BEEN HELPING ALICE WITH HER SPORTS METAPHORS?

PERHAPS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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