Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 31st August 2006

Dilbert//6347, first published twenty years ago on Thursday 31st August 2006

Official transcript

"The highlight of my workday is this ham sandwich."

"From now until quitting time, nothing else will be as rewarding."

"What do you do after work?"

"I think about the sandwich."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY WORKDAY IS THIS HAM SANDWICH.

FROM NOW UNTIL QUITTING TIME, NOTHING ELSE WILL BE AS REWARDING.

WHAT DO YOU DO AFTER WORK?

I THINK ABOUT THE SANDWICH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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