Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 4th September 2006

Dilbert//6351, first published twenty years ago on Monday 4th September 2006

Official transcript

"If I buy this, how can I be sure you won't come out with a newer version next week?"

"I give you my word as a job-hopping commission junky with a gambling problem."

"And even if we did have a newer version, it sure wouldn't fix any of the problems that this one has."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF I BUY THIS, HOW CAN I BE SURE YOU WON'T COME OUT WITH A NEWER VERSION NEXT WEEK?

I GIVE YOU MY WORD AS A JOB-HOPPING COMMISSION JUNKY WITH A GAMBLING PROBLEM.

AND EVEN IF WE DID HAVE A NEWER VERSION, IT SURE WOULDN'T FIX ANY OF THE PROBLEMS THAT THIS ONE HAS

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Newer Version"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in, features Dilbert and his boss discussing a new version of a product. The conversation highlights the boss's enthusiasm for the new version, despite it not fixing any of the existing problems. The strip satirically portrays the common practice of companies releasing new versions of products without addressing underlying issues, often solely to create the illusion of progress.

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