Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 4th September 2006

Dilbert//6351, first published twenty years ago on Monday 4th September 2006

Official transcript

"If I buy this, how can I be sure you won't come out with a newer version next week?"

"I give you my word as a job-hopping commission junky with a gambling problem."

"And even if we did have a newer version, it sure wouldn't fix any of the problems that this one has."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF I BUY THIS, HOW CAN I BE SURE YOU WON'T COME OUT WITH A NEWER VERSION NEXT WEEK?

I GIVE YOU MY WORD AS A JOB-HOPPING COMMISSION JUNKY WITH A GAMBLING PROBLEM.

AND EVEN IF WE DID HAVE A NEWER VERSION, IT SURE WOULDN'T FIX ANY OF THE PROBLEMS THAT THIS ONE HAS

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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