Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 5th September 2006

Dilbert//6352, first published twenty years ago on Tuesday 5th September 2006

Official transcript

Wow! You're a decorated army combat veteran. "That's the kind of toughness we need around here. You're hired!"

"Then we'll have a pre-meeting to discuss leveraging our synergies to productize our content."

"GAAA!!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WOW! YOU'RE A DECORATED ARMY COMBAT VETERAN THAT'S THE KIND OF TOUGHNESS WE NEED AROUND HERE.

YOU'RE HIRED!

THEN WELL HAVE A PRE- MEETING TO DISCUSS LEVERAGING OUR SYNERGIES TO PRODUCTIZE OUR CONTENT.

GAAA!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Decorated Army Combat Veteran"

Summary:

The comic strip features a scene where a decorated army combat veteran is being interviewed for a job. The interviewer, impressed by the veteran's background, asks if they are ready for the "toughness" required for the position. The veteran responds enthusiastically, "You're hired!" However, the interviewers are taken aback by the veteran's unexpected response and begin to discuss how to "productize" their content.

Key Elements:

• A decorated army combat veteran is being interviewed for a job.
• The interviewer is impressed by the veteran's background and asks if they are ready for the "toughness" required for the position.
• The veteran responds enthusiastically, "You're hired!"
• The interviewers are taken aback by the veteran's unexpected response and begin to discuss how to "productize" their content.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a decorated army combat veteran being hired for a corporate job and the absurdity of trying to "productize" their content.

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