Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 7th September 2006

Dilbert//6354, first published twenty years ago on Thursday 7th September 2006

Official transcript

The enemy was less than fifty feet away and my only hope was to call for an air strike. "That reminds me of the time I ran out of staples and had to use glue."

"And then a sniper spotted me."

"My glue was bad."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE ENEMY WAS LESS THAN FIFTY FEET AWAY AND MY ONLY HOPE WAS TO CALL FOR AN AIR STRIKE.

THAT REMINDS ME OF THE TIME I RAN OUT OF STAPLES AND HAD TO USE GLUE.

AND THEN A SNIPER SPOTTED .

MY GLUE WAS BAD.

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