Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 8th September 2006

Dilbert//6355, first published twenty years ago on Friday 8th September 2006

Official transcript

"Steve, ask everyone in the department to sign this birthday card for my secretary."

"I've led men in combat and this is the sort of assignment you give me???"

"Also, run down to the convenience store and buy her something fluffy or orange."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

STEVE, ASK EVERYONE IN THE DEPARTMENT TO SIGN THIS BIRTHDAY CARD FOR MY SECRETARY.

I'VE LED MEN IN COMBAT AND THIS IS THE SORT OF ASSIGNMENT YOU GIVE ME???

ALSO, RUN DOWN TO THE CONVENIENCE STORE AND BUY HER SOMETHING FLUFFY OR ORANGE.

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